Showing posts with label pineapple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pineapple. Show all posts

Monday, October 25, 2021

Yonanananabooboo Pineapple Banana Papaya Sorbet

Oh yea. I really needed to take a minute to at least draft this post as this was so outstanding. This was the second time I've used my new Yonanas frozen fruit sorbet machine. Saw this on sale at Amazon recently and thought what the heck? 

Sitting on 2 bushels of ripening bananas and having harvested several of our white Jade pineapples from the garden, along with the papaya that has to be harvested daily because it's season... Yea, kinda felt ok about this little purchase especially if it did what all the rave reviews claimed.

Holy buckets of frozen fruit, people. This is everything your covid summer has been missing. Ok, maybe that's just me but I'm digging this clever little kitchen device!

All it takes is frozen bananas, ideally, and frozen fruits of your choice, semi thawed enough to process. Shouldn't be mushy but still frozen just not rock hard either. Think about the fruit shute and size your fruit accordingly before freezing. 

Bananas will fit fine and that's sorta what makes the perfect sorbet without any additional sweeteners. It's frozen fruit science. Basically shaving the frozen fruit before forcing it out of the machine giving it the most excellent texture. Super fantastic texture. 

Our sorbet was started by chunking fresh pineapple, whole bananas and slices of peeled, seeded papaya. It's what we had. My first run using the machine we used frozen organic blueberries and strawberries from Costco and our homegrown bananas. It was out of this world.
Tsu was so impressed he immediately went to town on preparing a bag of fruit that became today's masterpiece.

This was the result of just a frozen gallon bag of fruit, maybe about a lb or so of fruit. The first quart was primarily bananas and pineapple until I could get to the bottom of the bag with the much more frozen papaya. But I ran out of room in my bowl so transferred that batch to a quart and ran the rest.

2 quarts or so of organic fruit sorbet made in less than 10 minutes. Ridiculous. Worth every penny of $40 or so on Amazon. Especially when I love sorbet enough to buy it frequently and I am blessed with an overabundance of fresh fruit. I mean, where has this thing been all my life?

Even if frozen sorbet isn't your jam...maybe it's frozen cocktails, huh?? Yea! Wanna blow your mama away with a real Pina colada? Or a strawberry daiquiri? Or a monkeyslap? Lol ok I made that last one up but kinda feel like I have one of those in my near future.

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Hawaiian Style Aloha Calzones

I could probably dedicate an entire blog to fermentation.

My family teases that I'm one of the few girls in the world that thinks fermentation is sexy.

Sourdough starters make me giddy and I can tell by one wonderful sniff, the difference between a French and Italian sourdough.

I am addicted to Bulgarian yogurt and make kraut in 5 litre batches. We brew beer, make obstler and scrumpy. I mean, why wouldn't we?

The first time I made kraut for Tsunami, he was utterly speechless and questioned whether or not we'd actually be able to eat that much sauerkraut by ourselves. He looked at me with total disbelief and said, "So... sauerkraut is actually a pickle??!"  Oh, yea baby. It's a pickle!

Me, I could only snicker at him, knowing that he'd never had real sauerkraut before... I mean, not like THIS sauerkraut. My sauerkraut is the real deal.

First time he tried it, he was blown away and as we literally fought over who would get to finish the very last bit left we were eating straight out of the jar with chopsticks.  He then joked that perhaps we need to move up to our 10 litre crock just to make sure we had enough next time. You know, to keep the family peace and all.

I had such a good Italian starter going in New Zealand that I used it in trade with my girlfriends who were just toying with sauerkrauts and kimchi. I even had a kimchi maker from China that could be used for making sake, kimchi, annatto and yogurt that I traded for an Asian pear tree. I mean, I love my gadgets but I also know that I didn't need another device just for those things. Novel, though, and I loved it.

You kinda get the picture...

So when our kids were here for the summer, we made plenty of hot sauce, pickles, bread, cinnamon rolls, buttermilk waffles and pancakes, you name it. And of course, pizza. But not just any pizza...pizza made from my certified sourdough starter from Naples, Italy.

Used for generations to make their world renown pizzas, it was now a staple in my own house. And although no one in my house really knows why, or can quite put their finger on it, my homemade pizzas are money.... and so are my calzones. Our youngest son says he can no longer eat store bought frozen pizzas; he was ruined. No small wonder, though.

Kind of a huge deal for me because when we first started eating pizzas together, they were so skeptical about a homemade pizza that I had to have a backup dinner planned just in case it didn't fly. But fly, it sure did. And now, it's not only the norm, it's a pretty frequent request and it's why it's super easy for me to maintain my very healthy, very active starter.

When I make pizzas, they each get their own. And while this may seem extravagant, the truth is it is also another family peace-keeper. 3 man-children can devour 6 14 inch pizzas in no time. I take the made-to-order pie requests and Tsunami preps the pizza fixings. And the pizza buffet is in full swing.

Tonight however, we were feeling the calzone spirit and opted for this kinda sourdough love instead. It was such a huge success that calzones are the new backpack lunch of choice on the long flights we take to and from the mainland. And it's also become a beach lunch staple, left to heat up in their foil packets on top of the cooler while we do our beach things. (But don't leave them too close to your dog because they like them, too. lol!)

This dough was made with my Italian Camaldoli sourdough starter and left in the fridge for well over a week. Aged dough or fermented dough is outstanding and I never worry about making too much because it keeps and develops even more flavor if it's allowed time to do so.

It also freezes beautifully so even when it's just Tsunami and myself, I always make a double batch and freeze some. In fact, I will freeze calzones whole, uncooked of course, using my FoodSaver vacuum sealer. Makes a quick dinner a snap if you are in the mood for something like that.

Here's how I roll:

1 cup of starter
1 tbsp of salt
6 c of flour
2 tsp yeast
1 tbsp sugar
2 1/2 plus 1/3 cup warm water

I made 4 calzones, 2 large pizzas and it was so freaking good we were almost sad we were so proactive in putting the other two in the fridge. (These, didn't even make it to the freezer they were destined for as someone in my house had planned for another calzone round later in the week.)

We made meat lover's and Hawaiian. The Hawaiian is one of Tsunami's favorite styles of pizza and this one was pretty freaking special given that we made it with our first white pineapple grown in our mini pineapple field in the back papaya grove. I mean, I had hoped... but having recently had another pineapple from a plant grown close by, I thought it would be the Hawaiian Gold. Which, sorry, is nothing to sneeze at and no matter how much you love your Dole...homegrown, ripened and ready fresh pineapple is an absolute wonder of nature. God's food, no doubt about it.

So imagine my utter delight when I opened the fridge to discover that Tsunami had cut up and prepped the pineapple for our pizza lover's feast. It was white. White?! Omg. I squeaked out an indecipherable bunch of mouse chatter over my excitement and quickly snagged a bite. Freaking delightful! Fragrant, perfumey but not overly syrupy sweet. Perfect!

Just in case you aren't familiar, Hawaiian style pizza or calzone toppings goes something like this:

  • pineapple chunks
  • jalapeno slices
  • red onion slices
  • ham, bacon, canadian bacon or char siu (something porky; char siu is easy to find on the island)
  • spam (yep, here the Hawaiians are just mad about spam but that's not my jam)

Really, you can do anything you like but a Hawaiian style definitely has pineapple regardless of which type of meat you use or don't.

And if you ever get a chance to have or use white pineapple, you should definitely give it a go. Rule of the thumb for gaging a pineapple's ripeness is that if you can smell it, it's ready. And something kinda cool to know is that white pineapple, you can eat the whole thing, including the core as it is sweet and edible, just like the rest of the pineapple flesh you normally eat.

We let none of it go to waste and once a pineapple has flowered and fruited, it will fruit again but it will also multiply! So from one little pineapple, an entire pineapple field will emerge! Pineapple tops can be successfully rooted and grown into full blown pineapple plants to also create a whole pineapple family. Pineapple pups will come from a fruited mommy plant. Where once I only had a handful of plants, I now have a field. If only I can get my lawn guy to avoid them with the lawn mower and weedwacker, all will be right in the Universe.

So even if you don't think you can grow pineapple, you should definitely try it anyway.

And if that's just too much crazy, then just eat it like a Boss.

Oh, and if you need to know how to cook it, just do it like I do the other pizzas I've posted about. I roll out the dough and in the case of calzones, I will fill it then bake at 450 F until golden brown. Usually about 15-20 minutes depending on your oven. If you are making a pizza, then I roll it out let it rise and then prebake it for 7 minutes. Add sauce and toppings then bake at 450 for about 12-15 minutes at 450 F. This is just a guide, as you know, so a lot depends on what style you are making (Calzone or pizza, say), how thick of a crust you've rolled and how dark you like your crust and cheese.

One other idea I forgot to mention is that these calzones.... are great deep fried!